People all say the same stuff about Livingstone students: we get money. Livingstone broke its all time job placement record this year! About 12% of all our graduaters got jobs. Our biggest employers include the local Lafayette Fried Chicken, the coal mining and processing plant, and the local militia. About 99% of all students at Livingstone has held a gat before so the militia (fun fact: because of the militia, Livingstone has the largest standing army of any college), doesn't require much training.